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["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays]

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The Day Before Christmas Before the Bad Guys Become Good

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When all over the city they overtook every block

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Is this a rhyme? Is that even a word?

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Look, here's the thing.

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Our story begins when the Bad Boys were still bad, okay?

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And at the best time of the year, when all the good heists can be had.

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Okay guys, what's tomorrow?

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The Bad Guys Holiday Heist-tacular! .

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[in unison] The Bad Guys Holiday Heist-tacular!

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What does it mean?

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While all these norms are staying home with your loved ones or whatever...

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...this place is turning into a ghost town!

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No security, no fuzz.

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This city is our rising stage!

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And we will clean it.

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Oh, it's a bad boy tradition.

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Same as the day before

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I'm coming up with a list of everything we're going to steal on Christmas morning.

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Oh, I want to go to that place with all the stinky cheese.

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Just like that. I don't even like it.

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- Okay, I like it a little! - On Cheezy Dan's list.

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City... Corporate... Bank.

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Oh yes. We've been waiting for this all year.

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This will be the cherry on our crime sundae.

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Tomorrow morning.

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and everything else in this city will be ours.

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That's what I'm talking about!

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[Channel 6 Action News music plays]

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Tiffany Fluffit is here with the moment we've all been waiting for.

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Our favorite Big Nick just showed up.

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I think I speak for the whole city when I say...

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I love you, Big Nick!

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Hey, hey! This street is closed!

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These are the bad guys!

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Better hurry, Wolfie.

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[tires squeal]

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- [sighs] - [tires squeal]

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I think we just stole Santa.

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Great!

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The bad guys are stealing Big Nick!

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Help!

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Someone stop them! - Ah!

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This is very bad.

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Isn't this the famous hot air balloon that everyone is incredibly emotionally attached to?

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No, no, no. This is another giant Santa shaped ball.

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- Certainly!

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[tires squeal]

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Wow! Wow! ABOUT!

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Wow!

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- Hm? - A?

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[Shark screams]

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- I don't see! - Get this away from me!

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- [Piranha] Light! - Santa hugs me!

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[tires squeal]

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Ha ha! See you Santa!

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[Bad guys sigh]

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[crackling electricity]

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No! Not Big Nick!

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[Christmassy theft music plays]

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[Channel 6 Action News music plays]

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Tiffany Fluffitt broadcasts live from the scene of the worst attack on this city.

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since the introduction of electric scooters.

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Our beloved Big Nick was destroyed by the infamous Bad Guys.

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This morning we are in mourning.

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Why?

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Certainly. This is a senseless act of fringe.

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All attempts to wash away the abomination only made it more terrifying,

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further decline in holiday spirits.

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There's never been anything quite like Christmas in the city.

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Sir, what is your reaction?

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Just not the holidays without Big Nick. .

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He was like a father to me. I don't think I'll even celebrate tomorrow.

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Probably just go to work, guard the bank like any other day,

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and be very careful to take your mind off this monster.

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Why can't I look away?

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You heard it first.

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Christmas is cancelled.

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This can't be true!

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Whole Christmas morning

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this is something that no one can stop us from maximizing!

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But we were going to rob a bank!

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And now we can't because of some stupid Santa?

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Take it back now!

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Santa is a criminal hero who deserves our respect,

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in the form of a ball or otherwise.

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He has broken into more houses than anyone and has never been caught.

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What's the point anyway?

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Except... and listen to me.

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If we set our clocks back to 24 hours and go to bed right now,

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Maybe when we wake up, none of this will happen.

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Yes? Let's. Good night!

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If destroying Santa's balloon was all it took to cancel Christmas,

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Then all we have to do is recreate it and boom, Christmas is back!

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This is the sound of all our problems being solved,

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because I've already done something better.

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[music plays]

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Robo-Klaus! .

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Built this bad boy for our Christmas bank job.

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I was going to surprise you all tomorrow, but now you can call me a genius.

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- Check. - [beep]

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This is amazing, of course.

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Norms will forget about their balloon

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as soon as they look at this handsome man.

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And this reflects the true nature of Santa.

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None of this fun stuff.

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The suit really needs to be controlled by a driver.

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Let's. Wolfie, try it on.

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Oh, that's... I'm fine. Thank you.

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And no matter how great it is,

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Jolly component of Jolly Old Saint Nick

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This is probably why there are non-criminal people like him.

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Don't listen. You're perfect.

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If we all work together,

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I'm sure a bunch of criminal masterminds like us could make one stupid Santa balloon.

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Even I'm a little offended by this.

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His beard looks like tentacles.

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I feel shocked.

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Okay, I lost my time there, but we'll figure out another way

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to energize the city in time to rob it in the morning.

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Which, of course, is in 12 hours, so dump it on me.

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What else does the holiday spirit say?

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Steal what we want because usually the guards take the day off.

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But no, not this year.

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They'll be at work, ruining the only good thing about Christmas.

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Only good things?

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What about classic Christmas criminals?

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Grinch?

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Hans Gruber?

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Ebenezer Scrooge!

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Oh, nice.

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This guy is a legend.

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He hangs out with ghosts and wears a dress to bed.

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And yet, his story has never been properly told.

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So I suggest we put on a show for the whole city,

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with me as Scrooge... and all the other characters.

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But without that pathetic, vile Tiny Tim tearing up Scrooge!

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And I would buy a ticket to this show

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But we have to stick to terrible things like... .

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[ball creaks in the window]

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Oh, my favorite part of the holidays is getting a lump of coal.

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It really makes me feel like I'm making the right choice, you know?

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The naughty list is a badge of honor.

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- Maybe we can get some coal for everyone. - Piranha!

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- You are a genius! - Is it true?

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- We'll play Santa. - No, no, no. Let's be clear.

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Are you suggesting giving instead of taking?

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Think of it this way.

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We'll steal gifts from a big department store

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and then broke into the houses to leave them.

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Looks like Robin Hood

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which is known to be good.

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Ugh! This guy is the worst. He ruined my tights.

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We do good for greater evil.

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If people have gifts waiting for them, they will stay home on Christmas morning,

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and our Heist-tacular holiday can live again.

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Yes. We also need to deal with this.

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[heavy metal sound]

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After the balloon incident,

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the radio station stopped playing Christmas music,

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and instead broadcasts something called Doom Tunes!

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- A? - A?

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This doesn't help the holiday spirit.

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If anyone can get into the recording studio to help,

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I could hack the station's antenna and stream my sweet Santa mix.

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Good idea, Webs.

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Okay guys. Let's do something good to be bad.

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Here's the plan.

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Piranha will help Webs get to the antenna so she can hack it.

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Shark infiltrates radio station and distracts DJ

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so she doesn't notice that Webs is taking over the holiday music channel.

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Finally, Snake and I will steal gifts from a department store,

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to enter and leave them in unsuspecting homes.

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And it was "No, no, no, Noel" by Death Anchor.

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Ba Humbug! Am I right? .

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Scrooge?

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Listen man, if you're here to teach me the meaning of Christmas,

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I'm not interested.

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- [beep]

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Don't you dare give the Right Dishonorable Ebenezer Scrooge the cuckolds!

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Buddy, I don't work with assistants.

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I don't hit anyone!

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Unless it's that annoying boy, Tiny Tim.

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It must be a breeze.

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All you have to do is break into the house and leave it.

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Fine.

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Let's get this over with.

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.

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Well, I definitely did it. We can go.

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What? Have you never seen ab before?

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Clear your throat.

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[hisses, slows down]

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Come on.

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[retches]

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Give me a break. Giving without taking is unnatural.

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I'll do it.

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Watch and learn.

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.

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Do you see?

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[hisses]

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- A piece of pie. - And what does this mean?

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What what?

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[Wolf laughs]

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Get ready to sign... because I can't wait to fight.

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And, you know, you look a lot like this shark

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from the gang that killed Big Nick.

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I? No!

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I'm Scrooge.

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- Do you see? Rebel chops? - Ha ha!

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- [Button click] - [groans]

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.

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[Webs groans]

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.

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Shark, why did you cut off the power to the station?

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I didn't do it! Yes, but she made me!

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The police channel is full of chatter about the station going offline.

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You have to fill the dead air before they figure out what we're doing here.

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Honestly, I wouldn't want anything more.

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And I have the material, but I have a lot to do here.

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Connect me.

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You? So... you?

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Patch... I... in.

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.

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[Christmas music plays]

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♪ This Christmas All the bells are ringin' ♪

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*And jewelry for me

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♪ Ha! ♪

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*I'll steal this Christmas

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*It's Christmas

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*Merry Christmas to me

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.

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[sighs, breathes heavily]

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[button clicks]

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Is Christmas cancelled?

251
00:11:58,764  -->  00:12:00,099
After unexpected carols

252
00:12:00,182  -->  00:12:02,977
and some secret Santas leaving gifts all over the city,

253
00:12:03,060  -->  00:12:04,437
the holiday spirit has risen.

254
00:12:04,520  -->  00:12:08,774
But is it enough to fill the Big Nick-sized hole in our hearts?

255
00:12:08,858  -->  00:12:10,443
Stay tuned to find out.

256
00:12:10,526  -->  00:12:12,111
Well done, bro!

257
00:12:12,194  -->  00:12:13,487
.

258
00:12:13,571  -->  00:12:15,030
What if that wasn't enough?

259
00:12:15,114  -->  00:12:18,534
If people don't stay home to celebrate tomorrow, we won't be able to clean up the city.

260
00:12:18,617  -->  00:12:20,369
Wolfie, it's late.

261
00:12:20,453  -->  00:12:22,079
Look, we did everything we could.

262
00:12:22,163  -->  00:12:24,665
- If not this year, then there will always be the next one. - No.

263
00:12:24,749  -->  00:12:27,209
We just need something big

264
00:12:27,293  -->  00:12:29,962
push the holiday spirit in the city to the brink.

265
00:12:30,045  -->  00:12:33,382
Oh, you can stop giving hints, Wolf.

266
00:12:33,466  -->  00:12:34,633
I'll do it.

267
00:12:34,717  -->  00:12:38,846
I will present my Christmas display with one shark.

268
00:12:38,929  -->  00:12:41,640
I don't know where I'll find 20 tons of fake snow,

269
00:12:41,724  -->  00:12:44,477
But I'm a professional, baby, so I'll find a way.

270
00:12:44,560  -->  00:12:45,686
Shark, stop!

271
00:12:45,770  -->  00:12:48,522
If we make it snowy, the holiday spirit will be undeniable.

272
00:12:48,606  -->  00:12:50,691
Then we can't be stopped.

273
00:12:50,775  -->  00:12:54,570
Finally, a chance to hack the atmosphere! I have an app for this.

274
00:12:54,653  -->  00:12:57,031
We handle a little collateral flood well, right?

275
00:12:57,114  -->  00:13:01,368
Or will we just steal a snow machine from a ski resort?

276
00:13:01,452  -->  00:13:04,663
- We'll never get there and back in time. - What about this?

277
00:13:07,583  -->  00:13:10,669
We use a shaved ice machine to make snow.

278
00:13:10,753  -->  00:13:12,671
Not as exciting as Earth's weather changing

279
00:13:12,755  -->  00:13:16,759
through atmospheric geoengineering, but I think I can do it.

280
00:13:16,842  -->  00:13:18,677
.

281
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.

282
00:13:25,100  -->  00:13:26,268
[exclaims]

283
00:13:26,352  -->  00:13:28,646
Thank you, thank you. I turned around.

284
00:13:28,729  -->  00:13:32,358
First of all, Christmas is cancelled. Now it may be turned on again.

285
00:13:32,441  -->  00:13:33,901
So I'll buy everything.

286
00:13:33,984  -->  00:13:35,945
What flavor can I offer you?

287
00:13:36,028  -->  00:13:38,280
Please describe them to me in detail

288
00:13:38,364  -->  00:13:41,116
while I interrupt with unnecessary questions.

289
00:13:42,201  -->  00:13:43,536
[knock of lock]

290
00:13:43,619  -->  00:13:44,619
Yeah.

291
00:13:45,204  -->  00:13:46,205
Hmm.

292
00:13:46,914  -->  00:13:50,584
Are Mistletoe Mints more like rockets or toes?

293
00:13:50,668  -->  00:13:51,710
Tastes like mint.

294
00:13:53,254  -->  00:13:54,088
[exclaims]

295
00:13:54,171  -->  00:13:57,925
Please always maintain eye contact with me!

296
00:13:58,008  -->  00:13:59,301
Wait. Well, I...

297
00:13:59,385  -->  00:14:03,138
I need reliability from all my frozen suppliers.

298
00:14:03,222  -->  00:14:05,808
When I give you the signal, ring the bell.

299
00:14:05,891  -->  00:14:06,892
Five should do it.

300
00:14:07,810  -->  00:14:10,020
- [Piranha grumbles]

301
00:14:10,104  -->  00:14:11,897
.

302
00:14:11,981  -->  00:14:13,357
Everything is ready, Wolfie.

303
00:14:13,440  -->  00:14:14,775
Fire her.

304
00:14:14,859  -->  00:14:16,402
.

305
00:14:17,236  -->  00:14:21,115
Nothing will interfere with our holiday.

306
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.

307
00:14:23,534  -->  00:14:24,535
.

308
00:14:26,078  -->  00:14:27,997
[music plays]

309
00:14:28,080  -->  00:14:29,206
Hmm?

310
00:14:29,290  -->  00:14:30,124
A?

311
00:14:30,207  -->  00:14:31,458
Ooo!

312
00:14:33,419  -->  00:14:35,004
.

313
00:14:37,464  -->  00:14:38,924
Tiffany Fluffit live

314
00:14:39,008  -->  00:14:42,052
from the site of an unexpected winter miracle.

315
00:14:42,136  -->  00:14:44,471
It may not be real, but what is in this city?

316
00:14:44,555  -->  00:14:47,725
In fact, it has never been more like a holiday in the city.

317
00:14:47,808  -->  00:14:50,269
Christmas has officially begun!

318
00:14:50,352  -->  00:14:52,229
- [applause]

319
00:14:54,106  -->  00:14:55,733
This is great!

320
00:14:55,816  -->  00:14:57,401
We did it. We really did it.

321
00:14:57,484  -->  00:14:59,528
I feel warm inside.

322
00:14:59,612  -->  00:15:01,739
So fun and fun

323
00:15:01,822  -->  00:15:04,992
It was as if someone had lit a candle in the cold cave of my heart.

324
00:15:05,826  -->  00:15:09,830
If you like it. But I don't. No.

325
00:15:11,624  -->  00:15:13,250
.

326
00:15:13,834  -->  00:15:15,294
[mechanical knock]

327
00:15:15,377  -->  00:15:16,377
.

328
00:15:17,129  -->  00:15:18,130
.

329
00:15:19,006  -->  00:15:20,966
She'll explode!

330
00:15:22,051  -->  00:15:23,052
.

331
00:15:23,135  -->  00:15:25,012
This psychic was right!

332
00:15:25,596  -->  00:15:27,556
This is not good.

333
00:15:27,640  -->  00:15:29,224
It's too cold!

334
00:15:29,308  -->  00:15:31,018
[wind whistle]

335
00:15:38,567  -->  00:15:39,652
[exclaims]

336
00:15:39,735  -->  00:15:43,155
For a moment it seemed that the holidays had begun again,

337
00:15:43,238  -->  00:15:45,074
But that moment has passed.

338
00:15:45,157  -->  00:15:48,661
A frozen vortex is spinning out of control in the city center.

339
00:15:48,744  -->  00:15:51,205
Will it suck in all life around you?

340
00:15:51,288  -->  00:15:52,915
- [shakes]

341
00:15:52,998  -->  00:15:55,501
This won't happen.

342
00:15:55,584  -->  00:15:56,669
Maybe.

343
00:15:56,752  -->  00:16:00,381
Until you turned the dial up. Wolf?

344
00:16:00,464  -->  00:16:03,133
I-I thought ten would be twice the holiday spirit?

345
00:16:03,217  -->  00:16:04,301
- What? -Why should I...

346
00:16:04,385  -->  00:16:07,429
- You're lucky my fins are frozen! - I'm too talented to die!

347
00:16:07,513  -->  00:16:10,557
This whirlwind is about to dry up in the city! There's no time to be mad at me!

348
00:16:10,641  -->  00:16:12,977
I'll find time. Everything was fine.

349
00:16:13,060  -->  00:16:15,854
But no, you had to go and push things too far

350
00:16:15,938  -->  00:16:17,731
as always!

351
00:16:19,024  -->  00:16:20,567
I know. Sorry. Sorry.

352
00:16:20,651  -->  00:16:23,779
Just stealing with you all Christmas morning

353
00:16:23,862  -->  00:16:25,447
This is the highlight of my year.

354
00:16:25,531  -->  00:16:28,993
I'm so obsessed with making sure our Heist-tacular celebration happens.

355
00:16:29,076  -->  00:16:30,244
that I put you at risk.

356
00:16:30,327  -->  00:16:33,539
And that's the last thing I want to do.

357
00:16:33,622  -->  00:16:35,499
[Shark snifles]

358
00:16:35,582  -->  00:16:36,417
Uh...

359
00:16:36,500  -->  00:16:38,252
- Hey, live. - This is disgusting.

360
00:16:38,335  -->  00:16:41,463
- These are theatrical tears. - Yes, okay, it doesn’t matter.

361
00:16:41,547  -->  00:16:42,756
You better stop that car

362
00:16:42,840  -->  00:16:45,926
or it won't just be our Heist-tacular celebration being cancelled.

363
00:16:46,010  -->  00:16:48,303
Webs, can't you hack your device?

364
00:16:48,387  -->  00:16:51,473
Yes, sure. Why didn't I think of this?

365
00:16:51,557  -->  00:16:53,475
Of course I can't hack it!

366
00:16:53,559  -->  00:16:55,853
Do you think I would leave loopholes in my technique?

367
00:16:55,936  -->  00:16:58,313
The only way to stop it is to turn it off.

368
00:16:59,231  -->  00:17:00,858
Then this is what we do.

369
00:17:00,941  -->  00:17:02,943
[grunting, shaking]

370
00:17:05,029  -->  00:17:06,780
[exclaims]

371
00:17:07,698  -->  00:17:10,075
.

372
00:17:12,411  -->  00:17:14,580
.

373
00:17:15,247  -->  00:17:16,582
Fin bro!

374
00:17:17,166  -->  00:17:18,542
[Shark exclaims, grumbles]

375
00:17:21,003  -->  00:17:22,504
.

376
00:17:22,588  -->  00:17:24,798
Close your eyes! Don't look at me!

377
00:17:26,842  -->  00:17:28,802
If the Shark isn't strong enough, then who will?

378
00:17:28,886  -->  00:17:29,887
.

379
00:17:29,970  -->  00:17:31,388
I know who.

380
00:17:31,472  -->  00:17:33,223
.

381
00:17:34,475  -->  00:17:36,268
The situation has worsened.

382
00:17:36,351  -->  00:17:38,103
- ABOUT! - [man screams]

383
00:17:41,190  -->  00:17:43,150
[shakes]

384
00:17:43,233  -->  00:17:45,986
Do you see this?

385
00:17:49,698  -->  00:17:51,075
Not there! How can I...

386
00:17:51,658  -->  00:17:54,703
You need to relax. The suit is intuitive.

387
00:17:54,787  -->  00:17:56,080
Don't force it.

388
00:17:56,163  -->  00:17:57,498
Just go.

389
00:17:58,791  -->  00:18:00,626
.

390
00:18:06,256  -->  00:18:07,674
.

391
00:18:09,218  -->  00:18:10,886
.

392
00:18:17,643  -->  00:18:21,563
Wow! Folks, we are witnessing some kind of Christmas miracle.

393
00:18:21,647  -->  00:18:25,234
Cyborg Santa is trying to save the city!

394
00:18:25,317  -->  00:18:26,944
.

395
00:18:27,653  -->  00:18:28,946
.

396
00:18:30,322  -->  00:18:31,907
.

397
00:18:33,033  -->  00:18:34,910
Wow! [exclaims]

398
00:18:35,619  -->  00:18:36,619
.

399
00:18:39,498  -->  00:18:40,582
Wow!

400
00:18:40,666  -->  00:18:43,335
I'm holding you!

401
00:18:43,418  -->  00:18:45,712
[The bad guys are shouting over the radio]

402
00:18:49,049  -->  00:18:51,009
.

403
00:18:51,927  -->  00:18:53,220
- [moans] - [grumbles]

404
00:18:57,933  -->  00:18:59,601
.

405
00:19:03,188  -->  00:19:05,149
.

406
00:19:05,232  -->  00:19:07,151
[shouting]

407
00:19:09,945  -->  00:19:11,363
.

408
00:19:17,369  -->  00:19:18,537
.

409
00:19:19,830  -->  00:19:21,832
[music plays]

410
00:19:24,042  -->  00:19:25,669
.

411
00:19:30,424  -->  00:19:33,177
One at a time, guys. Please form a line.

412
00:19:33,677  -->  00:19:35,012
[exclaims]

413
00:19:35,095  -->  00:19:36,013
Wow! Wow!

414
00:19:36,096  -->  00:19:37,097
.

415
00:19:37,181  -->  00:19:38,682
[moans]

416
00:19:40,726  -->  00:19:42,186
.

417
00:19:42,269  -->  00:19:47,524
The Santa balloon may have caught fire, but there's a new Santa mascot in town.

418
00:19:47,608  -->  00:19:52,946
That's right, Robo Klaus is a huge mech robot that screams family fun.

419
00:19:54,573  -->  00:19:57,534
Well, I have to give you credit, Webs, they really love your Santa.

420
00:19:57,618  -->  00:19:58,911
Maybe too much.

421
00:19:58,994  -->  00:20:02,664
These people need to go home if we want to have our morning Heist-tacular celebration.

422
00:20:02,748  -->  00:20:03,748
Oh.

423
00:20:04,833  -->  00:20:06,293
...

424
00:20:06,376  -->  00:20:07,920
[exclaims]

425
00:20:09,296  -->  00:20:11,298
.

426
00:20:13,842  -->  00:20:16,053
Shark, I patched your commits into the suit.

427
00:20:16,136  -->  00:20:18,889
He's no Scrooge, but maybe you could play Santa?

428
00:20:18,972  -->  00:20:22,726
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Happy holiday!

429
00:20:22,809  -->  00:20:24,603
It's getting late

430
00:20:24,686  -->  00:20:26,647
so everyone go to bed,

431
00:20:26,730  -->  00:20:32,152
because Santa commands everyone to celebrate tomorrow in their homes,

432
00:20:32,236  -->  00:20:34,529
and not at work as a security guard.

433
00:20:34,613  -->  00:20:36,156
- Ho-ho-ho! - I'll do it.

434
00:20:36,240  -->  00:20:38,784
I'll stay home for you, Robo-Klaus.

435
00:20:38,867  -->  00:20:40,202
Please be proud of me.

436
00:20:40,827  -->  00:20:41,954
We did it!

437
00:20:43,038  -->  00:20:46,500
- The bad guys saved Christ... ...

438
00:20:47,334  -->  00:20:51,380
- [sneezes] - [Wolf sniffs]

439
00:20:51,463  -->  00:20:54,841
I can't believe that after all this, we're too...

440
00:20:54,925  -->  00:20:55,968
[sneezes]

441
00:20:56,051  -->  00:20:59,179
...we're too sick to film our Heist-tacular celebration.

442
00:20:59,263  -->  00:21:01,765
How about a new holiday tradition?

443
00:21:01,848  -->  00:21:04,393
No more traditions and holidays.

444
00:21:04,476  -->  00:21:06,770
Bah hu... [sneezes, grunts]

445
00:21:08,146  -->  00:21:11,441
What... is this?

446
00:21:13,193  -->  00:21:15,279
Oh no. I think these are gifts.

447
00:21:15,362  -->  00:21:16,362
For example, for us?

448
00:21:16,405  -->  00:21:19,992
Must have done so much good for the city that we ended up on Santa's list.

449
00:21:20,075  -->  00:21:22,119
I'll feel bad!

450
00:21:22,953  -->  00:21:24,454
Shame!

451
00:21:24,538  -->  00:21:28,750
Not only did the bearded freak have the audacity to break into our lair,

452
00:21:28,834  -->  00:21:32,254
He comes and gives us gifts, not coal!

453
00:21:32,337  -->  00:21:33,337
.

454
00:21:33,380  -->  00:21:36,341
Wait. Is this stinky cheese? How did he know?

455
00:21:36,425  -->  00:21:39,511
The bad guys will be the laughing stock of the criminal community.

456
00:21:39,594  -->  00:21:42,097
I will never be able to show my face again.

457
00:21:42,180  -->  00:21:43,849
It won't stand.

458
00:21:43,932  -->  00:21:45,600
We need to start planning now.

459
00:21:45,684  -->  00:21:48,061
Next year we're going to rob the North Pole

460
00:21:48,145  -->  00:21:51,690
and show Santa that the Bad Guys belong on the Naughty List.

461
00:21:53,191  -->  00:21:54,234
And so, yes

462
00:21:54,318  -->  00:21:56,945
The bad guys stole Christmas from us

463
00:21:57,029  -->  00:21:59,573
And Santa thought we were good elves

464
00:21:59,656  -->  00:22:02,784
Until next year when we get worse

465
00:22:02,868  -->  00:22:06,455
Happy Rising for all and for all, good robbery

466
00:22:06,538  -->  00:22:08,957
[Plays "Sugar Plum Dance"]

467
00:22:09,916  -->  00:22:11,251
[man screams]